Simply once you thought Leah Messer’s podcast was the most-painful Teen Mother 2-related podcast to take heed to…right here comes Kail Lowry’s child daddy Chris Lopez to take that title!
The elusive Chris—– who fathered Kail’s youngest son Lux and just lately made his first ever, non-blurred look on the present a couple of weeks in the past—– posted the primary episode of his new Everyone Hates Lop podcast, the place he talks about the whole lot from his son, to how MTV screwed him over and why he doesn’t like “these individuals” who’re on TV. (Though he talked rather a lot about Kail, he by no means as soon as talked about her identify which is…fascinating.)
Chris’ podcast was extremely arduous to know (as a result of his tendency to mumble worse than Corey Tyler Simms with a mouth filled with marshmallows!) however The Ashley took one for the group and translated a number of the most-interesting elements of the episode for you!
Right here’s what Chris needed to say about quite a lot of ‘Teen Mother 2’-related subjects!
On his emotions about ‘Teen Mother 2’:
Chris was very blunt whereas speaking about how ridiculous the ‘Teen Mother’ exhibits at the moment are, and why he doesn’t need to be part of any of it.
“I truthfully simply don’t need to be on, particularly that present. Gimme my very own present,” he stated. “Don’t put me on a present that don’t even comply with the aim of what that present is for. That’s to not knock them however it’s simply true.
“Y’all are purported to be selling protected intercourse and s**t like that however, no offense, child after child is poppin’ out! That’s no shock. I’ve obtained a stupendous son out of the state of affairs however…what’s the purpose of this s**t? Drama and storylines…individuals don’t need to be related to that s**t. Perhaps different individuals do.”
On how he says MTV tricked him into being on the current ‘Teen Mother 2’ episode:
Chris says he by no means truly gave permission to the present’s producers to point out him at Kail’s Pothead Hair Care launch get together, which was featured on an episode earlier this month.
“I belief that my mug can be blurred, proper guys? GUYS?”
“I principally made my first official look on that present. However it was not one thing I agreed on,” Chris stated. “I need to make that clear. I made it on the present, or no matter, however it wasn’t one thing that I needed to be part of or one thing that I signed off on. They discovered a loophole. They was thirsty, and whenever you’re thirsty sufficient or hungry sufficient, you’re gonna do what you’ve obtained to do to get it.
“I’m not mad, as a result of, you are feeling me, they caught me. I used to be [attending Kail’s event] out of affection and help so I’m not mad about that,” he continued. “However I ain’t gonna lie; in case you had advised me, ‘They will movie you they usually can unblur your face,’ not gonna lie, I won’t have proven up. No disrespect, however I’m simply making an attempt to let individuals know that I simply don’t need no half [of the show].”
Chris went on to elucidate that MTV advised him that, as a result of he was at a public occasion, they didn’t want his permission to point out his face within the footage from that night time.
“My head is a bit confused as a result of it’s like, y’all have been blurring my face out for 2 years and now swiftly you possibly can randomly unblur me,” he stated. “They are saying it’s a public occasion and that’s why you possibly can unblur my face. To me, how was it public? They stated it’s a ‘public’ occasion.
“They put me on the present earlier than they usually blurred my face out…However the occasion I went to the place my face was proven, that was for a launch celebration, I assume. That wasn’t actually a public occasion, although. That was sort of a personal occasion. You needed to RSVP they usually was checking names on the door to see for those who was on the record. In order that ain’t public. That may be a personal occasion.”
On the potential for him making future appearances on ‘Teen Mother 2’:
Chris assured his listeners that that look was the one and solely time they’ll see his mug on ‘Teen Mother 2.’
“I actually don’t need nothing to do with the present,” Chris stated. “Cease reaching and respect that. I really feel like that’s the place issues are available. Individuals don’t respect sure s**t.”
“For future reference, for everybody saying ‘He’s going to be on it now,’ I ain’t gonna be on that s**t no extra!” he stated. “I’m making an attempt to ensure they will’t even get me on there with my face blurred! I’m over it. That’s all I’m gonna say. I’m making an attempt to maneuver on from the state of affairs…I would like that s**t to be lifeless.”
Chris added that he understands that, as a result of he determined to spawn with a ‘Teen Mother 2’ forged member, he’ll all the time should cope with MTV drama.
“I’ll all the time be sure, tied into it as a result of I’ve obtained a toddler with that individual and that’s their life, however perceive, that’s not mine,” he stated. “I don’t need that. Simply because that’s their life, doesn’t imply that’s obtained to be mine. That’s [Kail’s] life and that’s going to proceed to be their life.”
On not taking the cash he was provided to do ‘Teen Mother 2’:
Chris stated he has been provided a ‘Teen Mother 2’ contract a number of occasions, however he has by no means accepted it and signed on.
“Not all cash is sweet cash, individuals!” Chris stated, earlier than assuring us that he’s not hurting for chilly exhausting money. “I’ve touched cash in my life. I won’t have touched that a lot cash in my life however I used to be by no means actually pressed for cash. I get cash regardless. I ain’t gotta signal my soul away.
“That’s how I really feel; I really feel like I might promote my soul for a f**king MTV verify that wasn’t even value it,” he stated. “That examine was some bulls**t. I might in all probability promote articles to magazines and s**t and make more cash what they have been about to supply me. I might in all probability do wish to interviews with Radar On-line or one thing and make the cash that ‘Teen Mother’ was about to supply me.”
Chris then said that he by no means signed the contract with MTV, and is indignant that they nonetheless confirmed him on the present regardless.
“That s**t was weak, and I nonetheless received their contract. That’s what’s so humorous to me. Unsigned. And I’m like, ‘Rattling these n***ers obtained me on TV and s**t,’” he stated.
On coping with Kail and having his soiled laundry aired on the present:
“I’m not gonna misinform y’all. Dealin’ with an individual who’s on TV and s**t, it left a nasty style in my mouth,” Chris stated. “It simply made me really feel just like the issues individuals do is strictly for TV. And that’s unhappy.”
On how issues that “well-known individuals” (cough, Kail, cough) do have an effect on his life:
Chris apparently has little use for people who find themselves on TV or simply well-known typically.
“That’s what I imply about public figures—- or no matter they name themselves today—- well-known individuals, TV individuals, once you affiliate your self with that sort of individuals, individuals like that, that’s within the leisure enterprise, I don’t assume that they understand that the s**t that they do impacts not solely them however the individuals concerned with them,” he stated.
Chris then implied that folks across the well-known individual in his life (who we will assume is Kail) typically inform her no matter she needs to listen to.
“If it embarrasses you, what makes you assume that the individuals that you simply cope with aren’t going to be embarrassed for it?” he stated. “For those who do one thing embarrassing and your individuals don’t verify you, then these aren’t actually your individuals. For those who’ve acquired a bunch of ‘sure males’ in your nook, that’s not good for you. You want some people who’s going to verify you and inform you you’re f**king up.”
“You’ll be able to solely cope with a lot,” Chris added. “I really feel prefer it’s much more irritating if you’re an individual that don’t wanna cope with the highlight, or the bulls**t or the drama that comes with that TV present. So, you attempt to keep away from it however it’s always delivered to your consideration. You’re dragged into s**t.”
On having extra youngsters:
Kail has repeatedly said prior to now that she’d wish to have one other child with Chris (and was even contemplating asking him for a few of his sperm to create one other Spawn ‘o’ Chris), however it seems like Chris just isn’t serious about any extra procreating.
“I don’t need no extra youngsters proper now, I’m good,” Chris stated. “I’m simply going to concentrate on mine. I’m truthfully simply targeted on my one child I’ve received proper now. I simply need to take pleasure in that. Perhaps later down the road, hopefully when my son can speak and may give me some suggestions; he can truly inform me if he needs one other sibling or one thing. For now, I feel I’m simply going to give attention to him, and perhaps turning into a greater dad.
“I’m not in the fitting place for an additional child proper now,” he added.
On his present relationship standing:
Chris confirmed that he’s not at present courting Kail— or anybody for that matter. (Nevertheless, together with his capacity to include the phrase ‘s**t’ into every and any sentence, he ought to have the women lining updated him very quickly! #Expertise)
“My relationship standing, I’m single and it’s bizarre…being single is bizarre as s**t proper now,” he stated. “For the primary time in a very long time I’m like ‘single single.’ I ain’t acquired no one. That s**t get lonely and s**t. However I’m making an attempt to determine my s**t out.”
Chris then implied that “individuals” have to cease bugging him thus far them. (Hmmm…I’m wondering who he’s speaking about?)
“I feel I’m achieved with the courting recreation for a minute, although,” he stated. “I don’t assume individuals perceive that I simply don’t need to date. It’s not like I’m simply shutting everybody out. I’m not going to let my dangerous expertise f**okay me up and let me be shut down, nah…however it’s gonna be a short while. I don’t need no rebound s**t.
“Don’t strain me,” he added. “Don’t put no timetable on me. Pressuring me into doing s**t. I don’t work properly when individuals attempt to boss me round and inform me what to do. Do your factor and I’ll do my factor and depart me the f**okay alone.”
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(Photographs: MTV Anthony Serrantonio); Instagram; MTV)
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